Dylan Moran's guide to life

"Go find a job, go and find a flat, find somebody else, put them in the flat, make them stay, get a toaster, go to work, get on the bus, look at your boss, pick up the thing (phone), go blank, scream internally, go home, listen to the radio, look at the other person, think "Why? Why did this happen to me?", go to bed, lie awake at night, get up, free groggy, put on the things, your clothes; whatever they're called. Go out the door, in to work, same thing, same people, yes it's real, it's happening to you. Go home, sit, radio, dinner, mmmh; gardening, gardening, gardening: Death!"

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