I have been in the office 3 days now, after been out travelling for nearly 3 weeks. I have many many stories including: Driving on the wrong side of the road, checking into yet another B&B in Carlisle and them knowing who I am before I say, getting scalded by boiling hot water and surviving on 4 hours of sleep a night. All of these stories and many more will be updated ideally tonight, but will probably come in drips and drabs over the next few days, as I settle back into life.
Please see the quotes below of the many wonderful things that have been said around me over the last few weeks:
* You're too soft (Michael to Kym-Marie)
* Nurden, Nurden nur, Situation! (Toll trolls) * Heaven is going to be rubbish
* Don't get your DNA on me
* "And Gordon Shamway said onto them 'Let them drink MooMoo's',"
* "Dear Jesus, can you please change your date of birth?" - over heard in work about the awkward tax year
* I KNOW that plants don't feel pain! They can't scream, they don't have mouths
* Everybody dance! YAY!
* Kangaroos: they're like giant rabbits! - classic from our new housemate
Promise to do a proper update soon!
But for now:
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